Right, this is the result of failing like a gimmer at making a real web page. So HUGE thanks to TGM; Michael Emerson, possibly the most helpful and patient person I ever heard of. Also Greg Orton for offering to help. Cheers, but I think I'd just kill something if I tried again...

Also thanks to the following for their help during my 'career': El, for patience, care and above all, tolerance, Guy for the ongoing social expermient, Ben Ladson for laughing at me like I deserve, Mark Selwyn for all the beer and good bad times, John for passively accepting my idiocies, my redneck hat, dixie whiskey, and loud ******* music. Fanks.