{Two UNC Grads} A couple of UNC grads in a pickup truck drive into a lumberyard. One of the men walks in the office and says... *See what happened: ...
542
*** Professor Howdy ***
humorthought2u@...
Jan 3, 2007 5:27 pm
{Two UNC Girls} Two UNC students named Trish and Tina were walking down the street. Trish noticed a compact on the sidewalk and leaned down to pick it up. ...
543
***Professor Howdy***
professor_tom_foolery...
Jan 3, 2007 8:00 pm
{The Right Camera Angle} *See these hilarious/jocund/vociferous pictures here: http://unc-professor.blogspot.com/ ************************************* {Funny...
544
*** Dr. Howdy ***
professor_ridiculous@...
Jan 4, 2007 6:06 pm
{UNC Grad In Colorado} A UNC grad traveling through the prairies of Colorado stopped at a small town and went to a cafe. He stood at the end of the bar,...
545
*** Dr. Jocular***
dr_of_jocular@...
Jan 5, 2007 5:04 pm
{Cranial-Vault Thickness?} Give us your answer and... *See what happened: http://unc-professor.blogspot.com/ ****************************************** CHECK...
546
***Professor Howdy***
professor_convivialit...
Jan 8, 2007 3:28 pm
{Two Atoms} Two atoms are walking down the street and they run into each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right??? *His Answer: ...
547
***Professor Howdy***
unc_girls_are_silly@...
Jan 9, 2007 3:40 pm
{Traveling UNC Student} On a recent flight, a UNC student kept peering out the window. Since it was totally dark, all she could see was the blinking wing- ...
548
*** Professor Howdy ***
humorthought2u@...
Jan 10, 2007 3:11 pm
{Helping Michelle} Daniel was helping Michelle, a UNC grad, clean out the trunk of her car. Inside, he noticed a bag labeled... *See what happened: ...
549
*** Dr. Howdy ***
professor_ridiculous@...
Jan 11, 2007 4:31 pm
{UNC Towing Charge} Contrary to popular belief, most UNC grads do indeed know the value of a dollar. The other day a UNC grad had her car break down. The tow...
550
***Professor Howdy***
humor4u2day@...
Jan 12, 2007 3:05 pm
{Three Wishes For A UNC Grad} This UNC grad was walking along the beach one day and ran across a lamp. He picked it up a rubbed it and a genie popped out. The...
551
***Professor Howdy***
professor_convivialit...
Jan 15, 2007 6:36 pm
{UNC Grad In A Bar} A UNC grad walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says... *See what happened: http://unc-professor.blogspot.com/ ...
552
***Professor Howdy***
unc_girls_are_silly@...
Jan 16, 2007 3:19 pm
{UNC Grad On A Train} "What kind of job do you do?" a recent UNC grad asked the uniformed man traveling in her compartment. "I'm a naval surgeon," he...
553
***Professor Howdy***
professor_ludicrous@...
Jan 16, 2007 6:10 pm
{LET'S JUST SEE HOW OBSERVANT YOU REALLY ARE} There are 20 questions about things we see every day. How many can you get right? These little simple questions...
554
*** Professor Howdy ***
humorthought2u@...
Jan 17, 2007 3:46 pm
{Difficult UNC Exam} A UNC Senior reports for her university final examination which consists of "yes/no" type questions. She takes her seat in the...
555
***Professor Howdy***
professor_tom_foolery...
Jan 17, 2007 6:34 pm
{Wednesday's Riddles} 1) Mates unbalanced, Or so they seem; But paired in tandem, A deadly team. She so gently round, Him so firm and straight, Yet when they...
556
*** Dr. Howdy ***
professor_ridiculous@...
Jan 18, 2007 4:20 pm
{UNC Stock Tip} An account executive at a stock-and-bond firm telephoned a UNC grad client who had purchased her first stock - one hundred shares of Proctor...
557
*** Dr. Jocular***
dr_of_jocular@...
Jan 19, 2007 3:15 pm
{UNC Dogs} A girl was visiting her friend who was a recent UNC* grad & who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The girl responded...
558
***Dr. Howdy***
hello_myfriend2day@...
Jan 22, 2007 4:31 pm
{Visiting A Female Friend} It was a hot and humid mid January morning when my Delta flight landed in Miami for me to attend a business seminar. The trip...
559
***Professor Howdy***
professor_convivialit...
Jan 22, 2007 7:36 pm
{Trivial Test} 1) What is the name of the layer of atmosphere between the stratosphere and the ionosphere? 2) What is a funambulist? 3) What is the origin of...
560
***Professor Howdy***
unc_girls_are_silly@...
Jan 23, 2007 3:49 pm
{Dinner Date} A man and his girlfriend were out to dinner one night. The waiter tells them the night's special is almond chicken and fresh fish. "The chicken...
561
*** Professor Howdy ***
humorthought2u@...
Jan 24, 2007 3:14 pm
{How A UNC Student Lost 20 Pounds In 2 Weeks} A UNC student was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. "I want you to... *See what happened: ...
562
*** Dr. Howdy ***
professor_ridiculous@...
Jan 25, 2007 4:14 pm
{A Murder Mystery} When the mother of the King, learned that her son was dead, she set out to destroy the rest of the royal family... *See what happened: ...
563
***Professor Dr. Howd...
ucla_humor_society@...
Jan 27, 2007 6:16 pm
{UNC 911 Call} A UNC student calls 911 on her cell phone to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the...
564
***Dr. Howdy***
hello_myfriend2day@...
Jan 29, 2007 3:59 pm
{Newspaper Links} NEVER need to buy a newspaper again! Links to 3,285 United States Newspapers. *More: http://unc-professor.blogspot.com/ ...
565
***Professor Howdy***
professor_ludicrous@...
Jan 30, 2007 3:47 pm
{Hubby Washes Sweatshirt} One day, a housework-challenged hubby decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped up to the washing machine, he...
566
*** Professor Howdy ***
humorthought2u@...
Jan 31, 2007 5:31 pm
{UNC Student Wangles Birdseed} A UNC student walked into the pet store and, after looking up and down the aisles, asked the sales clerk for help. "I'd like a...
567
***'Thought & Hum...
thoughthumor@...
Feb 1, 2007 5:00 pm
{Highway Patrol Stops UNC Student} A N.C. highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the crowded freeway. Glancing at the car, the officer was...
568
Dr. Jocular
dr_of_jocular@...
Feb 2, 2007 4:31 pm
{Super Bowl Commercials} It's Super Bowl Time again!!! The game itself is often a yawner and I rarely enjoy the half time show but many of the commercials of...
569
***Dr. Howdy***
hello_myfriend2day@...
Feb 5, 2007 3:28 pm
{Coast Guard Rescue} The Coast Guard was called out to rescue a small sailboat in trouble off the North Carolina Coast. The rescue boat called the foundering...
570
Professor Howdy
professor_convivialit...
Feb 5, 2007 10:27 pm
{Future Automobile} This is the new Mercedes Benz SCL600. This car is really different. *See Pictures: http://unc-professor.blogspot.com/ ...
